Since the second Season of White Album is coming this fall, why don't we take the time to look at all of the highlights of season one?
Touya Fuji: Our main protagonist... err, male lead. But yeah... I heard many things about this man here, mainly that he = Makoto Itou.
Let's be real here: No one can really be as bad as this nigger, amirite?
Anyway, let's get to the show. Touya is a characters us men can kinda sympathize with. I don't know if the girls would feel the same way though... He's pissed off my friend that i watched the show with.
sure you do.
Anyway, the guy seems to see the girls around him as goddesses. Which, in itself, is odd, but understandable to a degree. He also sleeps with his ass up too apparently.
I'd hate to see him sleep like that in prison...
his luck seems terrible throughout the show, especially with his daddy issues, but not to the point where he can have himself a harem of dumb bitches. Speaking of his dad though, he's awesome. He's what a real man should be.
good question.
With hard working dads like Mr. Fuji here, I think we should talk about the rest of the damned cast of the show. Mainly the girls.
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Yuki Morikawa: Most Likely to pull a NICE BOAT.
Yep. Seriously, it's only natural that the girl the guy starts everything with, will finish everything. Despite White Album being a intentionally depressing show, I doubt Yuki is gonna slit one of the girls' throats with some hacksaw at some point, even though I wouldn't put it past this show to even go there...
I like a woman who can take charge...
Even though with the above statement, she must not have wanted it bad enough since she fell asleep later... Eh, i guess singing is more important than that nigger's cock. Who can blame her?
6/10
Professional Fanservice.
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Next, we have the second girl, his childhood friend named Haruka Kawashima. With a name like Kawashima, you'd think she'd be as awesome as Ami from Toradora. Well guess what...
She's far from it...
Yeah... she's a Toya obsessed puppy. Like, for serious. Anyone who scratches someone's door and recites lines from their usual meeting is a puppy that deserves to be kicked. Yesh, the Haruka Puppy is foolish. Foolish enough to let herself get groped by random guys.
Joke's on you; she has no boobs...~~~
The next case we have here, is girl number 3: Misaki Sawakura. She's apparently Touya's senpai since she's in her third year of university, but apparently, she's as helpless as the next weakling, seemingly relying on Touya while he supposedly tried to hook her up with his friend Akira, but not before spending lots of time with her. Hell, she even implied that she liked Touya.
Akira on the other hand, is quite the guy. In fact, I'd call him the normal one of the character bunch. He at times doesn't seem to care about Touya, which makes me lol.
Doesn't mean you these two even wanna go...
Misaki is apparently hated by the president of their college's thespian club president. But the way he follows her, I'm almost tempted to call it obsession.
I hope you get a swift death, thespian scum...
Either way, i hope things go NOT AS PLANNED for that nigger.
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Our Fourth Girl here is one of the brattiest and seemingly dumbest of the girls: Mana Mizuki. And on top of that, she has a big forhead.
Do you know how big your head is?
No seriously... that's a big noggin...
Hopefully from being stupid...
Ah how wonderful Youth is. But as shown in one of the shots above, the show tends to have a what I'd like to call. a "Take On Me" moment. That would kinda make the show appealing in a way, despite all of the shit that happens on the show all the time.
~~~Now on to our Fifth and most whoary girl of the bunch, Yayoi Shinozuka. How wonderful. Due to her actions, I've given her the honorable title of "Professional Whore."
Here's a shot of the Professional Whore at work on our hero, who's too weak to resist!
She knows how to use the deadly tongue whip...Of course, the Professional part comes from the way she dresses and due to the fact that she think Touya is holding Yuki back from being a successful idol. She seriously could've done it all in a better way though.
She'll succeed in failing if you keep messing with her boyfriend...
~~~Last But not least, my favorite of the girls, Rina Ogata. She's the only chick who hasn't lusted after Touya so far, and only strived to help him and Yuki through their troubles and love life. But as expected, Many things get in the way.
That's how much time you got left...
Rina does not serve lecharous fools.
Including Santa and his elves.
When you watch the show, you'll probably get a better understanding of Rina. Of course, her brother Eiji is a different story. He's a Professional Douchebag.
The face of an egotistical Douchebag.
Ironically your face looks like you just had an orgasm...
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Aside from that nigger, we have these bitches here, Who definitely need a terrorist to kill'em all at once with one good rocket. Or suicide Bomber sent by the Taliban.
I can't when I'm distracted by the fact that you look like a man...
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Welp, that's it for my first animu post. I've been taking too long to post this anyway. On top of that, i need to blog Umineko and Baccano and Bakemomogatari. I'd do other shows if my external Harddrive hadnt've died. :|
Enjoy the read!
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